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Lets talk about Po for a minute.

maria-ruta:

godholdsmyheart15:

This is Po from Kung Fu Panda.image

He is literally an overweightimage

Fanboyimage

Who works at a fast food restaurantimage

With the worst luckimage

Everimage

And yet becomes

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This badassimage

Dragon Warrior
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Who still actsimage

Likeimage

Himselfimage

Who still hates hikingimage

And stairsimage

He uses his fatimage

To his advantageimage

And doesn’t let image

His tragic pastimage

Define himimage

This has been a Po appreciation post.

;_;

7 hours ago on October 1st, 2014 | J | 93,359 notes
Tagged as: #jack black 
20 hours ago on October 1st, 2014 | J | 452 notes
streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

1 day ago on September 30th, 2014 | J | 219,474 notes
ponybug:


kenfucky:

i must take flight

This is everything to me

ponybug:

kenfucky:

i must take flight

This is everything to me

4 days ago on September 27th, 2014 | J | 113,527 notes

all american family dinner

mom: hello son you need to put out the fancy dinner plates. i ordered some Chinese food and we will serve it on the plates so we can pretend i cooked
son: of course mom, can u pass me the apple juice
mom: of course son. be careful it is very spicy
son: *sips juice* OH SUGAR U WERE RIGHT MOM THIS APPLE JUICE IS MUCH TOO SPICY
dad: ha ha ha. wash it down with hot dogs, and all american tradition.
son: thanks dad. hey, wanna play baseball with me after dinner?
dad: we can't tonight, son. tonight is the night we are having our annual family photograph taken
mom: i picked out matching sweaters for all of us including the dog.
son: we will look great! we should use the photograph as a christmas card! merry christmas from the bakers!
dad: great idea, son. don't forget about our fishing trip this weekend
son: golly dad, how could i forget that important american family tradition
5 days ago on September 26th, 2014 | J | 135,295 notes
6 days ago on September 25th, 2014 | J | 353 notes

discoursesofthewithered:

HEINZ STÜCKE - Around the world by bike

For over 50 years German traveller Heinz Stücke has been cycling the world. In November 1962 he quit his job and took off on his 3-speed-torpedo bike to see the ‘64 Olympic Games in Tokyo, but arrived in Japan in five years later.
On his 50-year-long journey he travelled nearly 260 countries and covered a total distance of 648,000 kilometres (400,000 miles).

6 days ago on September 25th, 2014 | J | 181 notes
bikesandbeers:

My Surly ‘Trucker on a quick little ride into Clark Co. Kentucky to celebrate the start of May, otherwise known as National Bike Month!
Flickr set here.

bikesandbeers:

My Surly ‘Trucker on a quick little ride into Clark Co. Kentucky to celebrate the start of May, otherwise known as National Bike Month!

Flickr set here.

1 week ago on September 24th, 2014 | J | 15 notes
1 week ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 36,679 notes

askperibrown:

Photo sets of the companions in their first episode’s 25/?

Dorothy ‘Ace’ Gale McShane - Dragonfire (1987) 

1 week ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 72 notes